Growing up, we’ve all heard a million knock-knock jokes. The best part about these jokes is that you can make them out of almost any situation. Some of them make you cringe and some of them make you fall to the floor with laughter. The idea is to keep them random and catch someone off-guard. So, to tickle your funny bone, here are 10 hilarious knock-knock jokes.
1. The Cow Says
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, the cow says moo!
2. You Now Have A New Skill
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.
3. You May Have A Cold
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
4. Psych
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you! Now hand over the cash.
5. It’s A Pleasure
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Aww, you’re welcome!
6. Think About It
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay: W.H.O!
7. Grammatically Correct
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, it’s said as ‘to whom’.
8. True Love
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you. Do you love me too?
9. Like, Duh
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
10. The End
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Nanna.
Nanna who?
Nanna your business, that’s who!
It’s fun to keep things light every now and then. While some of these might have made you cringe, you can’t deny you had a small little smile on your face! Take this as your end of the week reminder to keep smiling! Also, if you think you’ve got a hilarious knock-knock joke, leave it in the comments below!
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