The most dreaded day of the week is here! Yay, Monday! But seriously…it’s the one day no one likes and no one can cope with. It stands as proof that the weekend is over, you’ve got to get back to work, you can’t sleep in to cure your hangover and a whole lot more. No matter the reason, everyone is united in the fact that it’s a day they can’t deal with. Trying to get through a Monday can be tough and even tougher if you’re surrounded by annoying people. While we can’t erase Monday, we can help guide you away from things that could make it worse. So, here are 10 types of people to stay away from to make this day bearable.
1. The Negative Nancy
Let’s be honest, it’s bad enough you have to wake up and do stuff on a Monday. You have your own negativity to deal with and another person adding to your misery isn’t something you want. Avoid the resident Negative Nancy to ensure a moderately brighter Monday.
2. The ‘I Love Monday’ Type
No! Just no! There is probably something wrong with this person or maybe they aren’t human. Think of it as a sign from the universe that you need to stay away from this person. While you may not need negativity in your life, you don’t need that kind of positivity too.
3. The Obnoxiously Loud One
The chances are, you’re probably recovering from a hangover for the first half of the day. So it’s only natural that everything will be loud for you. Try to avoid people who tend to be loud otherwise you’re going to end up with a bigger headache than you already have.
4. The Person Who Keeps Poking And Nudging
If poking is annoying on Facebook, you can bet your a** it’s all the more annoying in real life. We all know that one person who doesn’t understand personal boundaries and keeps poking you for every small thing. Stay away from them because avoiding someone is better than slapping them.
5. The Question Bank
How are you? What did you do? Why didn’t you call me? Where did you go? What time did you go home? We’re sure you’ve got the point! Questions are annoying as it is. Throw in the fact that it’s a Monday and you’ve got the perfect reason why you’d want to avoid someone like this because you literally can’t.
6. The Angry Bird
You’re probably grumpy and pissed on a Monday morning. But, you aren’t the only one! So stay away from all the pissy and grumpy people because nothing good ever came from a congregation of angry people. #JustSaying
7. The Early Morning Gossip Monger
We all love a little gossip and shade every now and then. But getting the lowdown of all the happenings on a Monday may be too much to process. Save the gossip for Tuesday! Also, since your brain is most likely not processing information, you might miss out on some major T!
8. The Sick One
Don’t get us wrong, it’s absolutely fine to fall sick! However, you’re already filled with toxins from the previous night and you don’t really need to add germs to that fabulous mix. All the honking and blowing of the nose is annoying as it is! For a Monday, it’s just too much to ask someone to process and your system is anyway delicate.
9. The Show-Off
Alright, we know you had an epic weekend. We know because you made it a point to post it all over social media. It’s Monday now and we really don’t need a play-by-play of what went down. It’s hard enough that we have to deal with dragging our butt out of bed and functioning as a contributing member of society! So, don’t make it harder by having us sit there and pretend we give a s**t.
10. Your Boss
While completely avoiding your boss may not be possible, try and keep your interaction to a bare minimum. They’re pissed, and you’re probably hungover or dealing with a mid-life crisis. Needless to say, it’s not a good combination so your best course of action would be to hide and avoid eye contact.
What kind of people who annoy you the most on a Monday? Let us know in the comments below.
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