Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux announced their separation today and once again, our faith in love has been destroyed. The couple gave a joint statement in the morning, saying that while they came to this decision ‘lovingly’.
In an effort to reduce any further speculation, we have decided to announce our separation. This decision was mutual and lovingly made at the end of last year. We are two best friends who have decided to part ways as a couple, but look forward to continuing our cherished friendship. Normally we would do this privately, but given that the gossip industry cannot resist an opportunity to speculate and invent, we wanted to convey the truth directly. Whatever else is printed about us that is not directly from us, is someone else’s fictional narrative. Above all, we are determined to maintain the deep respect and love that we have for one another.
After the Internet melting incident of Jennifer and Brad Pitt‘s divorce in 2005, people can’t handle that Jen is going through another break-up. Everyone is heartbroken, but there are some good jokes too –
How I feel about the jennifer aniston slipt #JenniferAniston #RachelGreen pic.twitter.com/csnBsOCQDD
— a (@alyssarosephoto) February 16, 2018
Jennifer Aniston is one divorce away from being Ross
— annie (@annievictorias) February 15, 2018
If Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux can’t make it, what hope is there for me and my Japanese sex robot
— Viktor Winetrout (@Cpin42) February 16, 2018
IM SO SAD :((( https://t.co/1c5bCkJorN
— erika (@eightiesbarnes) February 16, 2018
I’VE SEEN JENNIFER ANISTON IN TOO MANY ROMCOMS AND I JUST WANT HER TO BE HAPPY FUCK
— BLONDE JOVI (@awsten) February 16, 2018
tell jennifer aniston i’m single
— aidan (@aidan) February 16, 2018
Just found out Justin Theroux and Jen Aniston split up. Please respect my privacy at this time. pic.twitter.com/9kjxpDuwQt
— Chris Holm (@Holm_Alone) February 15, 2018
HOW ARE JEN ANISTON AND JUSTIN THEROUX SEPARATING LOVE IS ACTUALLY DEAD AND NOTHING IS REAL
— H (@katherinebecktt) February 16, 2018
If Jen Aniston can’t find true love all us regular hoes are just screwed tbh
— Christian Snow (@_christiansnow) February 15, 2018
The one where Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s divorce truly left me SHOOK.
— Taylor Banks (@MsTaylorBanks) February 15, 2018
What if we’re not allowed to be happy until Jennifer Aniston is happy?
— O D E T T E (@ODeadInside) February 15, 2018
But, but, many took this opportunity to remind everyone that Brad and Angeline Jolie have also separated. Two and two were added together, theories were made, ships were sailed –
Jennifer Aniston’s phone vibrates at 1 am tonight
Name reads “DO NOT ANSWER”
Opens text: Hey it’s Brad. Let’s grab lunch this week, would love to catch up!
— kaylee lewis (@kayleedlewis) February 16, 2018
Brad Pitt after reading about Jennifer Aniston’s divorce. pic.twitter.com/oCdFPLFDba
— Bade Chote (@badechote) February 16, 2018
So Brad Pitt is single and now Jennifer Aniston and her husband are separating… 2+2 is four, minus one that’s 3, quick maths. pic.twitter.com/NXkTtWwU4w
— Acey?? (@Machocho__Mengo) February 16, 2018
#JenniferAniston running into brad Pitt after anauncing her separation… pic.twitter.com/uRTuW8KFJl
— They call me Lola (@HippieLola) February 16, 2018
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are both single … I’m just sayin ? pic.twitter.com/uIDuRoIWiP
— Daniella Santucci (@daniella_tucci) February 16, 2018
#JenniferAniston
When u realize both Jennifer Aniston & Brad Pitt are now single pic.twitter.com/Y9cxfIWQyH— Sonia Grace (@Sonia_GoodGirl) February 15, 2018
Brad Pitt about to drive by Jennifer’s house like…#JenniferAniston pic.twitter.com/TRNL9LQaq7
— Jackie (@Jackieannroth) February 15, 2018
What kind of Noel Coward play are Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt acting out
— Ira Madison III (@ira) February 16, 2018
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are getting back together. I called it first. #JenniferAniston pic.twitter.com/2BPeomEwbi
— marissa (@mersshhh) February 15, 2018
ALL I’M SAYING is that jennifer aniston and brad pitt are now both single at the same time
— Alex Bruce-Smith (@alexbrucesmith) February 15, 2018
There are people who are not fans of this drama though –
don’t…….even hope that jennifer aniston is gonna get back with brad pitt. she’s way too good for his cheating ass
— ً (@selszjm) February 16, 2018
psa hetero twitter, i doubt jennifer aniston’s gonna get back with brad armpit . he’s a cheating piece of shit don’t cut him any slack .
— ً (@nicoIskidman) February 16, 2018
Hey all. Let’s not forget that Angelina admitted she and Brad hooked up while he was still married. Jen doesn’t need to get back together with a man she divorced 10+ years ago, who cheated on her. Let Jennifer Aniston grieve her marriage for goodness’ sake??? https://t.co/0srVqkWC6m
— alexis (@lexxolivia) February 16, 2018
I’m already tired of the tabloid crap they’ll come up with re: Jennifer Aniston. Brad Pitt cheated on her with a woman he has 37 kids with. Why on earth would she want to go back to that?
— Elizabeth (@Lizzard214) February 16, 2018
Jennifer Aniston still deserves better than Brad Pitt. He fucked up and he needs to deal with it.
— Captain Dani Hurris (@Angel_Eyes820) February 16, 2018
Hey, people cheering for Jen and Brad to get back together: not everything from the 90s needs a reboot
— Alison Bennett (@bennettleigh) February 15, 2018
Dear Tabloids,
Please do not subject us to stories that Jennifer Aniston is getting back together with Brad Pitt.Everyone deserves a break while dealing with the end of a marriage.
Signed,
Everyone who lived through the love triangle of 2004-5 pic.twitter.com/xHuchS0N1v— Kristyn Burtt ?? (@KristynBurtt) February 15, 2018