As a woman, I can safely speak for my kind when I say that we are sick of sleazy pick-up lines thrown at us by these sketchy men at bars. It’s something that every woman has experienced at least once in her life and would defs not like a repeat performance. But that’s not to say that all pick-up lines don’t work. Allow us to fix this by showing them how it’s really done. Hint: It’s as much content, as it is delivery. Shall we?
1. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Oh yeah.
2. Do you have a pencil? ‘Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Just the right amount of cheese.
3. Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
He sure can spot a keeper when he sees one.
4. I’m not a photographer, but I sure can picture us together.
*Click*
5. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
Got you to ‘awww’, didn’t we?
6. Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Aw shucks, how cute!
7. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Equal parts swoony and funny!
8. I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.
Isn’t the gif for this one perfect?
9. My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?
Challenge accepted!
10. You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection!
Maybe don’t use this one on a beauty blogger though. 😉
Some of them are so cute. And some, simply clever. Whatever the case may be, we think these could work on anyone who’s looking to break the ice with an attractive stranger. So, go ahead and try them! But remember, the line is just half the game, it’s the delivery that really counts.
Let us know what happened in the comments below.
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