Personally, I would love for pick-up lines to be a ‘thing’. I feel like we’re losing out on a generation of funny stories because we are condemning pick-up lines so much. I know I know… I would never even look at a guy who tries one on me either. But I don’t know, I feel like there’s some novelty to the concept that deserves to be explored.
Here are 5 pick-up lines that are so bad they’re good!
1. Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Because Jamaican me crazy!
I mean, come on!
2. Hey girl. if you were a fruit, you’d be a finnneeee-apple!
Okay then!
3. Hey girl, are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you!
Don’t lie… you’re smiling a little.
4. Hey girl, do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte!
Take my heart, already!
5. Hey girl, are you a cake? Because I wanna piece of that!
Okay. Maybe not this one.
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