Remember Negar Khan? The girl from Chadti Jawani, Chall Hatt and many more shady Bollywood/indie-pop songs? Of course, you do. The actress/model/dancer (however she can be described) was deported from India back to Norway and she was married to this dude for a year.
Yea, so coming back to the point, Negar has a Twitter account and while it’s been inactive since a while, and I don’t really know how legit it is because some of the tweets she comes up with are about… poop. You heard me right, Negar really likes to talk about her bowel movements on social media.
Things are going from bad to worse – Ive just been arrested for taking a shit on the street. Luckily my cell has a hole in the floor….
— Negar Khan (@negar_khan) May 10, 2009
just took a massive dump mexican-style!! I saw a cute little buttplug shop down the road and Im on my way there — Negar Khan (@negar_khan) May 26, 2009
damn it! my brand new buttplug just fell out and out with it followed a heap of goodies I was saving for my hotel en suite
— Negar Khan (@negar_khan) May 27, 2009
Been eating healthy this week, and my poo sure does reflect that. Two solid logs, clean break, normal wipeage, smells of fresh turd — Negar Khan (@negar_khan) May 28, 2009
Know what I mean, right? Wait, wait, there’s MUCH more!
aaah that was nice. one large turd that sat like a rock but once out, it was followed by a nice outpouring of fine brown smelly sauce.
— Negar Khan (@negar_khan) May 30, 2009
At Glastonbury I was taking a nice long dump at the portaloo when someone pushed the thing over. I was covered in the goodies! Divine… — Negar Khan (@negar_khan) July 7, 2009
I´ve just been for a dump in the garden cause the toilet is choc-a-bloc. Suggestions anyone? might have to hire a portaloo…
— Negar Khan (@negar_khan) July 29, 2009
Seriously.
I need some advice on nappies. any good products out there? — Negar Khan (@negar_khan) November 15, 2009
I have just knocked down the walls to the toilet. I can now literally take a dump in the living room! heaven!!
— Negar Khan (@negar_khan) November 15, 2009
SHEIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love my bungchute and all that floats out of it! — Negar Khan (@negar_khan) November 28, 2009
Basically, Negar loves to poop. If this is a fake account, then I’m sure the person is having a blast tweeting such shit (get it, get it?). If it’s her real account, then what can I say… I’m glad everything is fine down there.
