I know about the porn ban, you know about the porn ban, everyone knows about the porn ban. Now what do we do with all the free time in our… hands? Read what Twitter has to say about it, obviously! Till someone musters up some courage and time to try knocking some sense into Kamlesh Vaswani (the guy who listed down 857 porn sites and complained about them to the Supreme Court), let’s just take solace in humour.
1) This guy who knows the final purpose of this all.
First beef, then Maggi , then liquor, then river rafting , now #pornban. Only 1 option left. Buy khakhi chaddis
— Nik (@nikster007) August 2, 2015
2) Reddit India showing us where to find the ‘real stuff’.
For those without access due to #PornBan, some vintage, desi stuff. Old thread on Reddit: http://t.co/6QycQmQlU0 pic.twitter.com/L2LPXIfM96 — Reddit India (@redditindia) August 2, 2015
3) This guy who thought his bachelor bros would feel his pain.
In a country where the Prime Minister and apparent Leader of Opposition are bachelors, Porn is banned. Unfair.. I say unfair. #PornBan
— Tinu Cherian Abraham (@tinucherian) August 2, 2015
4) This guy who just doesn’t get it.
I don’t get it. How will all the swayamsevaks do swayam seva now? #RSS #PornBan — sumit roy (@sumit_roy_) August 1, 2015
5) Darsheel gifs are the best gifs no?
Indian guys after they heard about #PornBan pic.twitter.com/yfkdIQh0U4
— Champ from Westeros (@BolshoyBooze) August 1, 2015
6) Even God got involved.
Congratulations India on disabling over 800 porn sites “in the name of morality”. Shiva and Shakti thank you! pic.twitter.com/ibdHz5p0Fo — God (@TheTweetOfGod) August 4, 2015
7) We found a new hero!
She’s a rebel. #IndiaRepressed https://t.co/UgasvhA8PW pic.twitter.com/VaRuHqGtRl
— Reddit India (@redditindia) August 4, 2015
8) And people got mad at the foolish arguments MLAs were using to defend this clear violation of a person’s privacy.
Just don’t understand this “Men watch porn and rape” argument. If porn did influence men, if anything it would influence more consensual sex — Tanmay Bhat (@thetanmay) August 3, 2015
IT’S YOUR SHITTY KID YOU TAKE CARE OF HIM DON’T INFRINGE ON SOMEBODY ELSES BASIC FREEDOM TO PROTECT YOUR IDIOT CHILD
— Tanmay Bhat (@thetanmay) August 3, 2015
9) Of course, this is also a way to unite the country, something no Governement has been able to do before.
THIS IS AMAZING WE’RE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE THEY SHOULD BAN PORN MORE OFTEN — Rohan (@mojorojo) August 3, 2015
10) And this ban enlightened a few ignorant souls too, you know the ones who just knew one or two porn sites.
There are 857 porn sites that the government knows about but I didn’t.
— Sychlops (@Sychlops) August 2, 2015
11) This guy knew that if he pleads real hard, the universe will listen to him.
. @narendramodi Saar please lift the ban. pic.twitter.com/d1oreJ0eZ9 — Hariprasad Kulkarni (@The_Kulk) August 3, 2015
12) Former MLAs are equally pissed.
The latest ban is not about liking or disliking porn. It’s about govt hijacking personal liberties. What’ll they ban next – phones & TVs?
— Milind Deora (@milinddeora) August 3, 2015
13) So are best-selling authors.
Don’t ban porn. Ban men ogling, leering, brushing past, groping, molesting, abusing, humiliating and raping women. Ban non-consent. Not sex. — Chetan Bhagat (@chetan_bhagat) August 3, 2015
14) But the biggest burn has come in the form of a website telling its citizens to vote better next time!
Porn ban in India / XVideos blocked http://t.co/9enwlSBpKk Vote better next time!
— XVIDEOS.COM (@xvideoscom) August 3, 2015
What do you think about all this banning?