Deepika Padukone & Sonam Kapoor’s 12 Burn Moments On Koffee With Karan That’ll Never Get Old!

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It was the glorious year of 2010. I may be using the word ‘glorious’ loosely, but in my defense it was the year of Shahid Kapoor-Priyanka Chopra‘s on and off romance, Ranbir Kapoor‘s alleged cheating on Deepika Padukone with Katrina Kaif (because Salman Khan doesn’t scare him apparently!) and Deepika’s subsequent affair with Sid Mallya. It was also the year of Koffee With Karan Season 3 and you know what that meant, right? It meant a critical analysis of all of the above.

So on re-watching one of my all time favourite Koffee episodes – the one with Deepika Padukone and Sonam Kapoor – I thought I’d make some notes. Notes about the most ah-mazing things the duo said on the show (because remember how fun Rakhi Sawant‘s episode was?). In retrospect, it probably is the only time we saw Deepika being this candid.

Here are my fave moments:

1. When only Sonam really understood Deepika’s pain…

Sonam: Ranbir is a great friend. But I don’t know if he’s a great boyfriend. Honestly speaking. He’s a really nice guy, he’s got family values, he’s really respectful. I’ve known Ranbir all my life but as a boyfriend, I don’t know… she did a great job at hanging on to him for so long

Deepika: *takes a bow* thank you!

Deepika Padukone

2. When Deepika resonated Sonam’s thoughts…

Deepika: He’s a wonderful friend to have. I think he needs to work on his boyfriend skills a bit.

3. When Sonam made the most sense she’s ever made…

Sonam: We’re so young. I don’t think relationships are meant to be long term.

4. When Deepika said that she never really said Ranbir didn’t cheat on her…

Deepika: The clarification was not me.

Deepika Padukone

Ahem!

5. When Sonam dissed people who’re open about their relationship (even though Deepika was RIGHT THERE!)…

Sonam: My mum always said never talk about how much you’re earning or who you’re dating, it’s tacky.

Sonam Kapoor

6. When Deepika spoke about her RK tattoo for the first time…

Deepika: It’s something that I thought was correct at the time. And I’ve never regretted it. And I’ve never thought about removing it. I know the media is constantly saying ‘she’s taken it off!’ … and all kinds of things. It’s very much there and I have no plans of taking it off.

Deepika Padukone

And Sonam topped it off in style…

Sonam: Scars of battle!

*Slow clap*

7. When Sonam and Karan had this conversation…

Sonam: What were we talking about?

Karan: Ranbir Kapoor!

Sonam: Oh. I forgot.

Karan: Is he that easy to forget?

Sonam: Most men are!

Sonam Kapoor

Touche, Sonam!

8. When Deepika tried to be nice about Katrina Kaif…

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Deepika: I don’t know Katrina too well to like or dislike her.

Until…

Karan: An advice you’d like to give Katrina?

Deepika: Can I ask her a question instead?

Karan: Sure!

Deepika: Can I see your passport?

Even though most people think the question was to confirm Kat’s age, it was apparently a dig at her because rumours were rife that Katrina had traveled to the US to meet Ranbir during his Anjaana Anjaani shoot and Deepika wanted to scan her passport for immigration stamps. Ouch!