We all know that the Internet can be an extremely shady place which is why, when our curious minds started looking for #shadythingsontheinternet – we found stuff… weird stuff, crazy stuff, even-Christian Grey-would-not-use-them-stuff. Find out what they are!
Warning: You might not want to be intimate with someone after checking out some of these wonderful sex toys.
1) Glass Dildo!
Seriously, glass? GLASS? DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT CAN BE?
2) Harry Potter’s Vibrating Broom!
Alright, alright, this is actually a children’s toy. A very controversial children’s toy which has been reportedly used more by adults than children. You know why. Also, childhood is ruined.
3) Lady Gag Gag!
“She Loves It When You Poke Her Face!” *takes the oath of celibacy forever*
4) Old Saint Prick Santa!
We think THIS is responsible for such toys.
5) Mr Jack Mouth Masturbater
Ewwwwww!
6) The Curve, Male Chastity Device.
The guy who wears this might have a problem, maybe. Just maybe.
7) Dragon Tongue.
Game Of Thrones and The Hobbit fans have something to look forward to. NOT.
8) Scorpion Vibrator!
What the what?!
9) Twilight Dildo.
Oh hell, why not?
Which product made you take the oath of celibacy, tell us below!