Okay so Zayn Malik turned 22 this year and I’ll turn 25 in a couple of months and this may sound wrong but man, the guy is HOT! So I know you guys will be judging me for being a creep but I can’t really help the fact that this man is God’s gift to womankind, that’s why on his birthday, Zayn is our choice for Man Crush Monday. Here are 10 things we find irresistible about him! Harry who?
1) When he scratches his neck
I can stop that itch for you. Okay that was bad, will I be punished? Haha I swear I’m not a cougar.
2) When he does this with his tongue
Ahem.
3) When he does these pelvic thrusts
Zayn you gotta meet Mithun bro!
4) When he smiles.
The whole world stops and stares for a while.
5) When he does this cool rockstar thing
More like rock-god amirite?
6) When he makes his ‘dipped in yellow paint hand’ look sexy
Call it magic, call it true.
7) When he chills with a big fat lizard
#LuckyLizard
8) When he stares into a certain direction
The direction I’m hopefully standing in. No wonder he’s the best guy from One Direction! Get it, get it? Sorry.
9) When he holds the mike in the way you wished he’d be holding you
So much passion.
10) THIS.
Those lips. I can’t type. I die.
Happy birthday Zayn! Keep shining!