There have been age-old preachings about what to and what not to say to a girl, especially when it comes to how old they are and how much they weigh. But there are still a lot more things women really don’t want to have to answer at all. Just for fun, here are some more questions that you needn’t ask us in your entire life, no matter how many times they cross your mind:
1. “Why would you wear those heels if your legs hurt so much?”
Why do you act like a d*ck if getting kicked in the balls hurts so much?
2. “Why do you girls diet? I don’t understand.”
I don’t understand why men drool over Megan Fox and hate on Lena Dunham.
3. “Are you PMSing?”
No, this is just my normal reaction to people like you.
4. “Why do women need so many pillows?”
So that we can suffocate men in their sleep.
5. “Are you sure you need that dress?
Are you sure you need oxygen?
6. “Why do you play like a girl?”
(When we don’t do something very well)
Why do you bark like a dog?!
7. “What’s the big deal if it’s mauve or magenta? They’re all pink!”
What’s the difference between you and my ex? You’re all men!
8. “Why do women like Zac Efron? I’m pretty sure he’s gay.”
Just because he’s better-looking than you does not mean he’s gay.
9. “How many men have you slept with?”
How many women have you been slapped by?
10. “Can I NOT hang out with your friends?”
Sure. Can you not be a part of my life?
Tell us what are the other annoying things that men ask that tick you off!