Don’t get me wrong, I love movies! My favourite thing to do is wait for a movie to release, watch it on it’s first weekend, obsess over how good it was and force all my friends to watch it so that they obsess over it with me. But as much as I love my movies, I am capable of spewing equal amounts of hate towards the ones that are horrible! See there are certain ones that are okay to be watched on TV, then there are some that are a lot of fun to watch when drunk, and there are some that are SO bad, they’re awesome! The movies I have listed do not fall under any of those categories. These movies are plain bad, headache-inducing bad, shoot-me-in-the-face bad. Find out which movies made the cut!
1) Humshakals
Housefull I tolerated, Housefull 2 I barely tolerated (even thought MissMalini couldn’t take it!), Himmatwala I was like whoa dude what’s the matter with this guy! but Humshakals made me cry… for this country.
2) Mean Girls 2
This movie should be a case study, a case study on why making unnecessary sequels to cult classics is everything that is wrong with the world. Seriously, convey this message to film students at the earliest before they start making the sequel to Fight Club!
3) Raja Ki Aayegi Baraat
Man rapes woman, woman goes to court, judge decides that rapist man should marry the raped woman, people from rapist man’s family further torture raped woman, she tolerates it all and finally wins the heart of everyone, including rapist man/husband. Forget horrible sequels to classic movies, this kind of thinking is everything that is wrong with this world.
4) Bichoo
I blame this Bichhoo for my migraine attacks. But honestly, this song is my absolute favourite:
Once you fall in love in laaaaif, once you fall in louuuuurv!
5) Catwoman
Thank you Christopher Nolan for giving us YOUR version of the Batman series, it made us forget the disaster that was this movie.
6) Batman and Robin
Why thanks again Christopher Nolan for giving us your version of the Batman series, it made us forget the disaster that was THIS movie too! #RIPGeorgeClooneyNipples
7) Saawan The Love Season
Yes Muggles, this movie existed. Salman Khan really went through a dark phase in his career and this masterpiece is the proof of my statement.
8) Main Prem Ki Deewani Hoon
What happens when genuinely good actors decide to overact the hell out of their pants? This movie happens. No really, just watch Kareena Kapoor‘s face in this song, it’s like she’s trying to show five emotions in one nanosecond!
9) Khushi
No, just no.
10) The Hangover Part III
Told you guys about the unnecessary sequels to perfectly awesome movies remember? If The Hangover was the perfect guy movie of the year, The Hangover Part III was the perfect example of why men shouldn’t be left without women for too long.
What are your thoughts? Feel free to share your list of movies that make you want to shoot yourself in the face!