Have you recently (or ever) explored the “Others” inbox on your Facebook? Wait, before you do, first make some popcorn and prepare a barf bag! In the past I’ve blogged several of these randos and their desperate (admittedly hilarious) pick up lines. So I figured it was time for fresh batch! Direct from the inboxes of Team MissMalini‘s staff. (Yes, received by both the girls and the boys, because Facebook creepiness knowns no bounds!)
IN THE YEAR 2014, A DECADE SINCE FACEBOOK WAS INVENTED, I GIVE YOU “THE OTHERS!”
PS. Hit play for a soundtrack to this blog :), thanks Gigi!
I like how he gets all self-riteous and upset on her behalf for the creepy friendship requests she must be getting and then proceeds to provide his BBM pin. Classic.
I’m confused. Does this include a free trip to Kerela?
Yes, why.
I barely got through the first paragraph before my head exploded from all the “SMS lingo” – you?!
Never.
First of all his Facebook profile and his name don’t match. Shady much? He’s donna be pretty “despondent” now. Oh well.
Sindhi girls for President!
That’s just all kinds of amazing 🙂
Vaughn Bell once called Dopamine the Kim Kardashian of molecules. True story.
Olwez and 4eva.
I’m told it’s Swahili.
One missed call.
Han-na bolo bolo?
What was YOUR last creepy “other” like? Leave me a comment below and let me know!
Read: If You’re Creepy and You Know it… (Raise Your Hand.)
Also read: If You’re Creepy and You Know it! (And You Really Wanna Show It…)