“Hum yahan ke Robin Hood hain, Robin Hood Pandey.”
So on tonight’s episode of Bigg Boss Salman Khan is going to play “statue” in the house. Truth be told I’m dying to see what he says to Sapna Bhavnani! After all they’ve had a few showdowns already and you know he’s got a temper! But for now I’m going to hazard a guess at what he’d say Bollywod style.
In my head, here’s how things go down when Bhai enters the Boss house! xoxo
Salman to Sana Khan: “Iss duniya mein sab se zyada dukh dene wali cheez kaun, aurat. Aur iss duniya mein sab se zyada sukh dene wali cheez kaun, aurat. Ab jab ek aurat se itna dukh uthaliya to dusri aurat se thoda sukh uthana yaar.”
Salman to Rajev Paul: “Cheedi Singh hum tum mein itne ched karenge ki canfuge ho jaoge ke sans kahan se lein aur…”
Salman to Imam Siddique: “Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna, I, me and myself.”
Salman to Urvashi Dholakia: “Arey sahab busy hain, arey commissioner hoga apne ghar ka hoga…”
Salman to Sapna Bhavnani: “Mujh par ek ehsan karna ki mujh par koi ehsan na karna.”
Salman to Delnaz Irani: “Ek baar jo maine commitement kardi, us ke baad toh mein khud ki bhi nahi sunta”.
Salman to Aashka Goradia: “Dosti ka ek usool hai madam no sorry, no thank you.”
Salman to Niketan Madhok: “Tu ladki ke peeche bhagega, ladki paise ke peeche bhagegi … tu paise ke peeche bhagega, ladki tere peeche bhagegi.”
Salman to Karishma Kotak: “Jab tum Prem se milogi, toh Prem ke prem mein prem deewani ho jaogi … meri premika.”