Everyone on my Twitter timeline is having fun today with tweets hash-tagged #BanTheQuestion, and there have been some truly funny ones among the mix. But since my brain operates on a Bollywood track, I started thinking about some famous Bollywood questions we’ve had over the years, whether in songs, dialogues, or even film titles. Here’s a list I came up with – feel free to add some of your own!

1. Kitne Aadmi The?

If there’s one Bollywood question that’s been repeated the most, I think this would be the one.

2. Aati Kya Khandala?

This one would also fall under the category of #LamePickupLines.

3. Hum Aapke Hai Koun?

And this is how we do pick-up lines, Barjatya style.

4. Tumhara Naam Kya Hai, Basanti?

http://youtu.be/gfSojlVu_HU

Apparently Sholay raised a lot of pertinent questions…

5. Chalti Hai Kya Nau Se Baara?

This song makes absolutely no sense. I love it.

6. What’s Your Rashee?

I don’t know about #BanTheQuestion, but this one is a #BanTheFilm for sure.

7. Wanna be my Chammak Challo?

http://youtu.be/6FteXhp7MZY

YES, if Shah Rukh‘s the one doing the asking. Otherwise, #BanTheQuestion.

Can you think of any more funny Bollywood questions?