Kareena Kapoor, the Queen B and my favourite Bollywood Diva celebrates her birthday today. There are several reasons why I adore her, and some of them are:
1. She is absolutely dedicated and passionate about everything in her life be it work or family
2. She is totally self-obsessed (just like me!)
3. She gets into the skin of the character and she can deliver all her dialogues with aplomb… so to celebrate her birthday, I am sharing with you my top 10 Kareena Kapoor dialogues. Make sure you tell me yours afterwards! 🙂

1. JAB WE MET

Geet : “Bataa rahi hoon main na… main ladki hoo ki nahi? Tumhare upar koi bhi ladki flat ho sakti hai… tum uss type ke ho ki… dekho, meri shaadi Anshuman se hone wali hai and all that… par agar woh meri life mein nahi hota, then you never know… shayaad MAIN bhi tumse pat jaati… just imagine!”
Aditya : “Tum apne aap ko bahut pasand karti ho na?”
Geet : “Bahut. Main apni favourite hoon!”

2. KABHI KUSHI KABHI GHAM

So here’s presenting Pooooooh!
Pooh : “Hello boys. Tum sab ko points 10 pe deya jayega. Mere saath prom jaane ke liye, tum sab ko 3 department mein brilliant hona chahiye… and that is, GOOD LOOKS, GOOD LOOKS, anddd… GOOD LOOKS! So who wants to go to the prom with me?
(me me me)”
Pooh : “Are you ready, gals? Let’s start. Follow me. 2. 3. Not applicable… Oooh never mind… Aaahhh… hmmm, 5. Eeewww… Minus! … Oooohhhhhhh.”
Rohan : “2”
Pooh : “Itne bhi bure nahi ho.”
Rohan : “Main apni bat nahi kar raha tha… main toh tumhe de raha hai.”
Pooh : “I like it… I like it. Prom toh main isi ke saath jaungi!”

3. GOLMAAL RETURNS

Ekta : “Hai bhagwan, itni jaldi bula liya unko… yeh kaisi kasautii hai zindagi ki (cries) Lucky, tujhe bhi yakeen nahi ho raha hai na ki tere jiju nahi rahe… tujhe yakeen karna padega (cries) Lucky, kya dhoond rahe ho? Aapni jiju ki ek photo dewaar pe lagane k liye? Mere pass unki ek solo snap hai…”

4. CHAMELI

Chameli: “Yeh bolta hai haat mat lagao…. Duniya haath lagane ke liye paisa deti hai!”

5. AITRAAZ

Priya: “Your honor, hamesha mard hi galat nahi hota, aurat bhi galat ho sakti hai. Lekin hamara mind set hai… aagar kisi mard kisi aurat ko thapad marta hai, tab hum kehte hai ki bada zalim mard hai… aur agar koi aurat kisi mard ko thapad marti hai, tab bhi hum kehte hai ki zaarur mard ne kuch batamizi ki hogi. Har haal mein hum mard ko hi galat samajte hai!”

6. RA.ONE

Sonia: “Tere baap ka bhochad. Tere tau ka poda. Condom condom.”

7. 3 IDIOTS

Pia: “Tum Gujarati log itne cute hote ho, par tuhmara khaana itna khatarnak kyon hota hai? Dhokla, fafada, handva, thepla, khakra.. aaise lagta hai jaise koi misile hai!”

8. KAMBAKKHT ISHQ

Simrita: “Juice, coffee, tea… or ME?”

9. AGENT VINOD

Dr. Ruby Mendes: “Get lost, I am not your property… bloody reptile. I just want die… no, actually, I just want to get drunk.”

10. HEROINE

Mahi: “Tum media walo ko film scripts likni chahiye. Heroine ne gaadi kharidi toh businessman ne gift kardi; diamond kharida toh engagement ho gayi, aagar LA gayi toh plastic surgery karvali, aur God forbid Dubai gayi… toh uska rate card ban jata hai!”

Wishing Queen B a very Happy Birthday and lots of love from Team MissMalini! Tell us your favourite Bebo dialogues in the comments below!