Dear Anna Kournikova,
Happy Birthday! Yeah, I know. You kinda sucked at tennis. But although you only made it to #8 in the WTA rankings for a few days, you were definitely #1 on Google for a few weeks. Sure, being voted to the top by a bunch of lonely pervs and horny teenagers is a dubious distinction at best, but if it’s good enough for Enrique Iglesias, it’s good enough for… nevermind. The fact remains, despite winning zero singles titles in your very public career, you have the rare distinction of being the only tennis player to ever have a computer virus named after you. Eat your heart out Martina Navratilova! And anyway, you definitely won some pretty big doubles titles, and I’m pretty sure it had nothing to do with the fact that your partner was Martina Hingis, the #1 ranked female tennis player in the world. Is it really true you referred to yourselves as the “Spice Girls of Tennis”? Because that would be super lame awesome! You go girl!
So on your birthday, to celebrate your amazing tennis accomplishments, here are several pictures of you hanging out in your bikini on the beach. HBD!
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- Anna Kournikova in a bikini
PS: For more Anna, check out her music video debut in Enrique Iglesias’ Escape.