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Hey Carrie!!!
How you doing? It sucks to not see you around these days. How is Big doing? Hope he hasn’t left you for another woman. Just kidding! Unless, you’ve left him for something bigger like the new Manolo Blahniks. ROTFLMFAO!!!!
Anyway, heard Samantha is getting married. Man that Samantha! I always knew she would settle down happily, they always do. After all she had more balls than you. Lol. Saw Smith the other day, he looks good, Sam is so lucky to have him. I still remember when he stood by her through cancer. Speaking of cancer, do you remember how you didn’t wanna be with Aiden ‘cos he couldn’t be with a smoker? Man what a doofus! I mean who wouldn’t wanna be with a smoker, especially when you look like this!
I hear Aiden’s married with kids. What a loser, I mean who gets married to someone that loves them unconditionally and has children with them. Charlotte does, twice and though she seems so happy that it makes me sick… Sick… hmmmm, I hope you’re ok? A little birdie tells me you tried to kill yourself after Dior fired Galliano.
Btw, did Miranda tell Steve she’s a lesbian? I know she has issues with that. I’m sure Steve knows and for him, she’s a catch with her stable job. Hold on… didn’t they shut his bar down after those rumors that he would get teen girls drunk and molest them? Man, he always seemed a little off to me.
But deep down, Steve’s a nice guy; a little sheepishly weird but then who is perfect under circumstance? Wait a min, you are! You still have your third book even though the New Yorker claimed you suck. What do they know, I mean who doesn’t want to hear you rant your F&^* stories and how Big didn’t meet you at the gynecologist’s for your 5th abortion but sent you a pair of Balenciaga shoes with a better-luck-next-time note.
You’re still married to Big. Is Big really ‘big’? Wait a minute, considering your size, he must be HUGE even if he is average… if not, what use are your high heels? *Hint hint*. After all, you did preach that shoes are sex.
Anyway… Hope you don’t fall on the runway or in love again and crack your front tooth and die!!!!
See ya…
Wouldn’t wanna be ya!!
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