Back in January, I broke the news of Shahid Kapoor‘s engagement, and I also broke my heart. You would think that I’ve had a few months to get over it, but turns out it’s only now feeling like a real, legitimate thing that is going to happen. Maybe because the date is nearing, or maybe because we’ve just seen literal proof in the form of his wedding card, but suddenly it’s becoming very hard to be in denial about the fact that Shahid is going to be officially off the market. If you’re feeling the same feels, here’s a list – from one fangirl to another – of ten thoughts that plague our mind.
1) “Why does this feel like a break-up? WHY?”
2) “He’s marrying a non-industry girl ten years younger than he is? I’m a non-industry girl ten years younger than he is! Mujhse hi shaadi kar leta.“
3) “Goddamnit, I’ll never be able to watch Vivah and mentally replace Amrita Rao with myself ever again.”
4) “His bachelor party has been cancelled. His honeymoon has been cancelled. What if his wedding is cancelled?! I’m going to hell for this thought, right?”
5) “Can I seriously, legitimately figure out a way to gatecrash his wedding and do a Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti scene? Is this a thing that can happen?”
6) “I SUPPORTED HIM THROUGHOUT HIS WHOLE KAREENA KAPOOR PHASE AND THIS IS WHAT I GET IN RETURN?!”
7) “How am I supposed to become a star wife now?”
8) “That’s it, I’m going offline between 7th July and 13th July. I’m not strong enough to deal with this.”
9) “Fine, whatever. I guess I’ll be happy for him. That’s what true love is, right? Wanting the best for someone even if that doesn’t include you?”
10) “NO, SCREW THAT, WHERE THE ALCOHOL AT?!”
