Guess what? We have a new recruit 🙂 Rashmi Daryanani aka @tehrashminator, is a self-confessed full time filmi and now she will be blogging up a Bollywood storm for yours truly! Last night (half-asleep) it occurred to me that we should do a blog about the worst possible men to date in Hollywood and Bollywood, Sue Castellino (who inspired me) is gonna let you know who to junk overseas and Rashmi volunteered to raise the red flag on home turf 🙂 #LovesIt!

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Admit it, girls—we all have a list of Bollywood actors we’d love to date. It’s easy to get lost in daydreams of your favourite stars and YRF-style romantic scenes
 but ever spare a moment to think of those stars you definitely would not date? Here are those 5 men who would never make it to my ‘wishlist’!

1. Tusshar Kapoor

Tusshar Kapoor (photo courtesy | newzstreet.com)
Tusshar Kapoor (photo courtesy | newzstreet.com)

If your type is the successful man, then this guy is probably one to avoid. He may have a cute smile, but let’s be honest: his best performances have been those in which he didn’t have to speak at all. Not to mention, he’s too busy launching and re-launching his career to spend any time with a girlfriend!

2. Ram Gopal Varma

Ram Gopal Varma (photo courtesy | outlookindia.com)
Ram Gopal Varma (photo courtesy | outlookindia.com)
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One word: Aag. Yup. You need special skills to date this guy: first off, you need to have the ability to digest his brand of cinema. And should you manage to do that, you’d need a special sort of a dictionary to be able to decipher his tweets! Sorry, but neither are present in my skill set—so I’ll take a pass on this one!

3. Himesh Reshammiya

Himesh Reshammiya (photo courtesy | bollynewz.com)
Himesh Reshammiya (photo courtesy | bollynewz.com)

Hearing Himesh’s songs on the radio or TV is bad enough—can you imagine having to listen to his voice 24/7? No, thank you! It seems to me that this would be the easiest shortcut to going deaf. On the upside, however, if you do go deaf, your chances of having a successful relationship with him will probably increase tenfold


4. Emraan Hashmi

Emraan Hashmi (photo courtesy | fillum.com)
Emraan Hashmi (photo courtesy | fillum.com)

This guy will probably end up spending more time kissing a woman on-screen than he will off-screen. Dealing with all the drama and insecurities that come along with dating Bollywood’s resident kisser is not everyone’s cup of tea—so no ‘kiss-mat connection’ with this one, for sure!

5. Shiney Ahuja

Shiney Ahuja (photo courtesy | bollywood.ac)
Shiney Ahuja (photo courtesy | bollywood.ac)

This one’s a no-brainer. Girls, if you’ve got a maid working at home, stay away from this one! And if you don’t have a maid at home
 well, still stay away.

What about you? Who tops your list of worst men to date in Bollywood? 🙂

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