You know how you love those witty one-liner insults from your favourite movie or series? You wait for the day when you could use it on someone in the same context! But what if fate had another plan and someone blurted a mean one-liner out to you?! Here are some epic fashion insults, we wish never come your way!
What would you say if some said this to you?
1. “You smell like a baby prostitute.”
Haw! That’s a mean one from Mean Girls. Beware of those perfume sprayers at mall. If your gal pal is a mean girl and the smell troubles her, she just might be honest. #Frenemy
2. “You Have no style or sense of fashion.”
This would hurt, irrespective if it was shot by Miranda Priestley of The Devil Wears Prada or not!
3. “You look like a homeless person!”
Hobo Chic is one thing and looking like a homeless person is another. Beware of a fashion b*tch who knows the difference and will say it out loud.
4. “You’ve Been running away from bad taste?”
You think your choice is adorable but the world is filled with different people. And then, someone like Karen Walker of Will & Grace will come along and shatters the illusion.
5. “Even When i sit next to her, all i smell is just b*tch.”
Because some people are mean and some smell it!
6. “She pretty from afar, but up close…”
It’s a backhanded compliment, or insult really! Like calling somehow a moon, not because he/she is luminous but because of the spots. *Ouch*
7. “My eyes are starving for beauty!”
Sure, this was funny on The September Issue but what if he said it to my face! (I’d cry and then punch him)
8. “Snow beautifully hides EVERYTHING… even ugliness.”
Good for snow lovers, sucks for those considered “ugly”. #Burn
9. “Frigid B*tch!”
It’s scary when they know exactly what to say and how to say it, when it’s said.
10. “I’m Better than you and you can’t sit with us!”
It may or may not be true, but they have what it takes. It’s called style!
But then, you have the chance to throw it back because the ball is now in your court! Serve it like you mean it.
So what’s the nastiest fashion related insult that you’ve come across? Tell us in the comments below!