Salman Khan, “People will not be misguided. Please don’t be under the misconception that you would see me if you travel in this bus. But you will see many others.”

Now there’s a bus tour?! Apparently Salman Khan flagged off the Bigg Boss 6 bus recently that will take people on a ride to… wait for it… LONAVALA! People get to see live scenes from the house at the production control units (kinda like watching on TV, BUT… in Lonavla.) Brilliant. A ride on the bus costs 2,000rs per head and all proceeds go to Salman’s charity Being Human.

Btw I watched the show tonight after a two-day hiatus. Follow my tweets LIVE when I watch for real-time updates but here’s the gist of what happened tonight:

1. Salman Khan made a funny (haha, not oh) at Gulabi Gang leader Sampat Pal’s expense “Bari touching kahani hai unki, she can’t go without touching anyone” *roflmao*
2. Karan Johar and Salman Khan awkwardly flirted a little and did the towel dance. Salman joked that he and Shah Rukh Khan could have been in Student of the Year after getting the real cast to flash him some abs. Karan mixed up his genders in Hindi (much like in real life.)
3. Kjo also called out Rajev Paul for over-acting and brought up the “Coffee v/s Papita” debate. Clearly he watches this show. (Question is, does he cuddle with SRK and watch?)
4. Alia Bhatt said “Body Shody”
5. Dinesh Yadav said everything he needed to know in life he learnt from two days in the Bigg Boss house. For which he should really be banished to Lapanga land.
6. Fishy Kapoor is probably a double agent. (Code name: Agent Fin)
7. Rajev Paul is going to get one tight slap tomorrow for that “yedha banke pedha khane wali baat.”

Granted, Salman tried to warn me but I accidentally watched India’s Got Talent till a not-so-little-boy called Malaika Arora Khan Malai Ma’am, danced to Dola Re in a sari while Kjo giggled, did a happy dance and then my head exploded.

PS. Dear BB6 production crew, might I make a suggestion? Can you put a real talking parrot inside the Bigg Boss house and have him randomly repeat things the housemates say (like “you look just like a fresh fruit”) instead of being Salman’s sidekick? Besides, Fishy needs a friend.

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